solarpulse asked: once upon a time (actually, three weeks and five days ago), there was a dude named eue. eue's bro, ono, decided to stop by for a visit that day. as ono sat on eue's couch, awkwardly twiddling his thumbs, eue raided the refrigerator, trying to find something suitable for ono to eat. "oh no!" exclaimed eue, "i's gots no booze fo ya, bro!"
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my tongue feels like a dream
Lets drink to get drunk and tell each other everything; for a drunken mind,...– Some internet meme master. (via steve-kim)
el mariachi loco quiere bailar
30 day challenge thing. cept done all at once: 1. Weird things you do when you’re alone i sing REALLY loud when i’m alone haha. and i bust out some really intense (embarrassing) dance moves. but absolutely no one will ever see me do them hahaha. ever. i also have conversations with myself. and i pretend there’s people spying on me. idk, honestly, sometimes i think i’m a bit...
ingridcruz-deactivated20110315 asked: This isn't a questions, but more of a statement: It's been awhile since I've since you :(
POPCORN POPPING IN SLOW MOTION.
so i never really understood people’s obsession with CoD and other war fighting gun shooting games. i’ve played them before but i guess i just suck. cause playing against people who have been playing for so long, people who do nothing but play cod in their spare time, they’re fucking good. but then my brother bought black ops and now i’m pretty much obsessed with killing...
I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my...– Jimi Hendrix (via steve-kim, quote-book)
3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says I have the smallest arm in the world The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world They all go to the Guinness Book of World records The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world The...
vicg asked: omg bro you're so cool eue
cardigan-collector asked: your art is awesome! (:
reblog if your best friend is beautiful.