Thank you, God
I just finished watching the movie The Boys Are Back with my dad, and my dad brought up the crazy car accident my whole family was in when i was about 1 year old or so. Don’t feel like going into detail, but my mom was an inch or 2 away from being knocked unconscious and they say dead. I can’t imagine what life would have been like without my mom.. I get teary-eyed just thinking about...
was weird.. almost like i wasn’t me. but i was. and it was nice. and now i’m going to watercolor.
i very strongly
dislike myself right now. ugh fuck. why the fuck do i do this to myself. every single fucking week i procrastinate the shit out of every damn assignment. EVERY FUCKING ASSIGNMENT. and not only do i get less sleep, but my work turns out to be fucking FUGLY. (yes, fucking fucking ugly) and then i’m upset at life because it looks stupid. and i’m tired. and annoyed with life. but...
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ROFMRLFMYAUUU. silly kids..
HAHAHA WOW OK. so my sister just called me back right now and told me the funniest/cutest story. Ok so, my oldest nephew (7 years old) has a loose tooth, and he’s been waiting patiently for it to become loose enough to pull out. Finally, today, they noticed it was really loose, and the other tooth was starting to grow out already, so they took him to the orthadontist where my sister’s...
1. i love my sister so much. 2. i hate that while talking to my sister on the phone i wasn’t paying attention and i ate my snickers. and i don’t even remember. but i want my snickers back so i can savor it. damn.
i'm pretty sure later today i'm gonna be crying as...
then have to wake up at 9 to finish it before class :(
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a...
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i almost died laughing reding this hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html
when you stop worrying about what you can’t control, it’s easier to focus on who you are and what you love to do
valginaa: The Girl From Ipanema tall, and tan,...
Try to understand.: One of many thoughts whilst... →
Late yesterday afternoon, around 7PM, I went to the UC Riverside gym with Adam to workout. As I finished doing my leg presses and stood up to let Adam do his set, I quickly scanned the room to look at everyone which were, of course, mostly guys. When I got up I again looked around and I saw most… HAHAHAHAHA
breathe out so i can breathe you in: Heard loud... →
Heard loud gunshots tonight. Then saw cops at a neighbor’s apartment. I can’t believe I stayed here by myself for like a week. This area is too ghetto and has way too many annoying, bad-mannered kids. These kids kick my boyfriend’s car, set off his really sensitive car alarm, and run off. I was so… wow those kids are annoying. you should get a paintball gun and sit at your window or...
I promise you,
I will buy one of those pools that as you fill it with water, the sides rise. it’s kinda small, but it’s not one of those kid blowup pools. and I will buy some of those ball pit balls they have at like, McDonald’s or whatever, and I will live in there. I will. And if I’m lucky enough, i will have a whole room full of them. and I will invite you all to play with me in...
wrapped up dead little insects
So I have class in less than an hour, and I’m about to rush some sketches for class. I have this little area in the corner of the living room next to my dad’s workplace, and there’s a little table there and my easel with papers and jugs and junk. but there’s also a big ass spider web above my corner, and it’s a daddy-long-legs spider, so it means no harm. I kinda...
Here's a joke for you
Not So Dumb Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, “I ask you a question,...
valginaa: vicg: I’m so excited to lead Kairos, oh my god NUH UH?! which one?! i’m excited for you! 104 :)
I’m so excited to lead Kairos, oh my god
ravenskar: This was gorgeous. The attention to detail is amazing! I particularly enjoyed the colours, lighting, different perspectives & the VERY realistic mannerisms of little Meline. Really, really lovely. Watch The Making Of Meet Meline here. Find out more on their website: www.meetmeline.com
OH MY GOD
the sky/clouds are is/so incredibly beautiful right now too bad it only happens after it rains..
just want to say
that i ate so many taqis, tomorrow’s morning poop is gonna burn like a mother
It just doesn't work that way.: MalPal's world. →
Whenever I write things out on paper is has to look EXACTLY how I want it, or else I have to start all over again. I don’t believe in white-out. And even if I’ve already been writing forever and the page is back to back, starting over is what I do. Also, whenever I write things out, I make… HAHAHA.. i love you
me: -answers phone- Hhhello?
me: uh, hi matt?
nephew: -starts humming and singing- parum parum parum parum doo do-do dodododoooo and a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VICTOR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
me: hahaha thaaaanks
nephew: wow you're so ooold, like twenty-seventy-bazillion or something
me: HAHAHAHA i'm only 19!
nephew: but that's ooold. are you coming to my house? my mom said she's gonna make you cupcakes, X-MEN CUPCAKES!
me: wow really? well idk what i'm doing yet.. i'm gonna have to see
nephew: well if you don't come, i'm going to eat them all up!
me: haha no, mine!
nephew: just come, ok? promise? pinky promise?
me: but idk if i caaan
-niece picks up their other house phone-
niece: HELLO? BIKT`R?
me: uh-aly? hi
niece: `APY BIRDAY
nephew: alyssaaa, get off the phoooone
niece: noo, i wan tel hapy birday
nephew: ok get off i'm talking to victor
niece: bu i wan tal` too
nephew: imma count to 3 and you better get off
me: ahh ok i'm gonna go ok?
nephew: mch, see alyssa!
k so this was a pointless post. just kinda bored. i don't even think i'm gonna do anything today haha.
BUT I WANT THOSE X-MEN CUPCAKES
i will consume them
and they will be good.
bewbz: I log into deviantART to see my avatar’s been changed to some stupid “Team Edward” shit…thought I was hacked or something, so I went to change it. But then I remembered it’s April Fools. -_______________________- HAHAHA i went on and saw like 5 people’s journals and like 2 had lady gaga and and 3 had edward and stuff, i’m like wtf is going on, is it a new fad? then...